Corey Harawira-Naera to teach schoolgirls about the dangers of drink driving.

NRL player Corey Harawira-Naera has been recruited to teach schoolgirls about road safety due to his intimate knowledge of road rules and schoolgirls. Harawira-Naera will present a series of one-on-one and small group tutorials to senior secondary girls throughout the country after he was recently caught drink driving.

Harawira-Naera returned a high-range alcohol reading when pulled over by police on Christmas Eve 2020, and earns his second nomination for The Frownlow Medal in as many years. The Kiwi international scored his first nomination when he was caught having sex with a schoolgirl in Port Macquarie while on a training camp with the Canterbury Bulldogs. He was initially kicked out of the NRL but was allowed to return when it was discovered that the girl’s grades had drastically improved.

The Frownlow Medal is awarded to the player whose off-field demeanour epitomises the values of the modern-day footballer and draws attention to the status of footballers as role models to young Australians. It covers Australia’s four major football codes; the National Rugby League (NRL), Australian Football League (AFL), the A-League (Football) and Rugby Union’s Super Rugby competition. NRL player Shaun Kenny-Dowall won the inaugural medal in 2015, while AFL player Elijah Taylor is the most recent recipient.

The front-rower will participate in a self-drive tour of the country visiting designated girls secondary schools. It will be sponsored by a conglomerate of Australian breweries and will be heavily promoted through social media, because that is how Corey prefers to communicate with young women. The Raiders enforcer is said to be very excited about the lecture tour, and his prospects in 2021.

Harawira-Naera signed a contract with the Canberra Raiders for the second half of the 2020 season and apparently vowed to give up alcohol and put his scandalous past behind him. That promise didn’t last long.

“I was pretty devo about not winning the Frownlow last year because, you know, I got with a school girl and that’s a pretty bad look for the sport – but I still didn’t win,” he explained.

“I knew I was never gonna win the Frownlow if I stayed off the grog, so I got the boys together and got hammered, and because it was Christmas Eve I was pretty sure I’d be pulled over. Now I’ve started 2021 with a bang – got myself a nomination so it’s all cool – I’ll see what else I can do this year, it’s only February bro.”

The road safety tour will begin in Canberra in the middle of February, and is open to any schoolgirl over the age of consent.

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Jayden Okunbor asks teacher to remark his assessment after shocking revelation.

NRL player Jayden Okunbor has requested a revision of his nomination for The Frownlow Medal after reports that he requested topless pictures of the school girl he met at an official visit to her school.

Media reports claim that Okunbor asked the girl, who is either 16 or 17, to bare her breasts via snapchat, and this comes after revelations that he invited the same girl, and a school teacher, to his hotel room while on a team visit to the Port Macquarie region.

The Frownlow Medal is awarded to the player whose off-field demeanour epitomises the values of the modern-day footballer and draws attention to the status of footballers as role models to young Australians. It covers Australia’s four major football codes; the National Rugby League (NRL), Australian Football League (AFL), the A-League (Football) and Rugby Union’s Super Rugby competition. NRL player Shaun Kenny-Dowall won the inaugural medal in 2015, while NRL player Ben Barba is the most recent recipient.

When media first learned of the scandal, it was thought that Okunbor was just asking the girl to help him with his homework, and had invited the teacher to his room for some private tuition.

All of the women involved in the incident are of legal age, and no complaint has been made against the player, but the scandal has apparently cost the Bulldogs their jersey sponsor on the eve of the 2020 season.

The study session alone is unlikely to win the winger the coveted Frownlow, in the same year that Jack DeBelin and Jarryd Hayne are set to face court for very, very serious offences.

The sexting revelation, though, does add serious weight to his challenge for Frownlow honours.

“Sexting has to lift my grades,” he stated.

“I want the teacher to remark my assessment. I’ve got her number, I can tell her now”

“So many other footy players have earned nominations or even won the Frownlow because of text messaging and sexting stuff. Kenny-Dowall won in 2015 and he got it for the explicit messages he sent to his ex, and Corey Norman won for a sex tape, plus other scandals. Come on, I did sexting with a 16/17-year-old schoolgirl, surely that’s enough to win a Frownlow.”

What Okunbor is forgetting is that this is the beginning of the NRL and winter football season, with his Bulldogs playing the opening game tonight (without him). A week is a long time in footy, so a season is an eternity, and anything can happen between now and the end of the year. This will determine if Okunbor has done enough to win the most prestigious award in Australian sport.

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Jayden Okunbor asks a teacher and a student for help with his homework.

NRL player Jayden Okunbor was so determined to get a grip on Shakespeare that he sought help from a school girl and a teacher, and earned a nomination for The Frownlow Medal.

The Canterbury player was inspired during an official Bulldogs visit to a high school in Port Macquarie, and took the 17-year-old female student back to the team hotel to help him with his homework. After the pair ‘did their homework’, Okunbor decided he needed some private tuition, and called on the assistance of a teacher he had met at a different local school.

As a result, Okunbor and the student are now expected to perform very well in their end-of-year-exams.

The Frownlow Medal is awarded to the player whose off-field demeanour epitomises the values of the modern-day footballer and draws attention to the status of footballers as role models to young Australians. It covers Australia’s four major football codes; the National Rugby League (NRL), Australian Football League (AFL), the A-League (Football) and Rugby Union’s Super Rugby competition. NRL player Shaun Kenny-Dowall won the inaugural medal in 2015, while NRL player Ben Barba is the most recent recipient.

It has since been revealed that Okunbor communicated in some ‘flirtatious’ messaging with the girl before arranging to meet her in person, and these social media messages have been investigated by the NRL Integrity Unit.

According to screenshots of the conversation, Okunbor asks the girl,

“Were you at the school today?” which clearly indicates that he needed clarification with the narrative techniques used in MacBeth, which were discussed during English lessons that day.

His actions, and the actions of his ‘classmate’ Corey Harawira-Naera (who also needed help with his homework) did cost the Canterbury Bulldogs their major sponsor, which withdrew from its contact the day before the first game of the NRL season – in which the Bulldogs play the Eels.

Okunbor earned his Frownlow nomination not for doing anything illegal, unlike many of his fellow nominees. He has not broken the law, the sex was entirely consensual and the women were above the age of consent.

The scandal did, however, force captain Josh Jackson to attend an official NRL photo session without a major sponsor on the front of his jersey, and he stood out like the kid in the playground that no one wants to pick for a game of footy.

Okunbor, and Harawira Naera, have been suspended by the Bulldogs, so they will now have more time to study Macbeth and trigonometry. They will, however, be studying alone for the time being.

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